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Wham, crunch and whoosh! Plug the data directly into your brain, and now you can do any martial art better than Bruce! And you were under the impression that it only happened in the movies!

Of course, the mainframe hasn’t gone looking for Zion, yet, and we are not currently trapped in the matrix, so we’re going to have use other methods to accomplish the download. Let’s see, how about accupuncture to the phrenology, or maybe if you licked that USB port. Or, hmm, what’s this thing called Matrixing!

Most everybody know about Matrixing by now, and it seems liek everybody is using it to implant whole martial arts into their minds, but what’s the trick here? I mean, the mainframe really isn’t up and runninng line, so what’s the skinny on it all? how do we accomplish cranial downloads of the zip kind?

The trick is easy, it is called logic. You simply have to take a martial art and put logical order into the thing. Of course, since the martial arts look pretty much like a Chinese fire drill, this is sometimes hard to do.

When taking your art apart for matrixing you should understand that the martial arts are taught by the slowest and most inefficient method of instruction on the planet, which is monkey see monkey do, which is. The techniques of the martial arts, are not assembled in a logical and conceptual order, and it can take decades to memorize enough strings of thsi random data so that the whole thing can make sense. And when the home intruder is knicking down your front door we all know that decades of instruction is a little slow.

So, you make lists of your basics, put them all in order, simplest to most difficult, then the data is like a stream. Of course, the fact that the data is all mixed up, big, old conglomerations of multiple different arts all smushed together, doesn’t help. Obviously, we need a better solution.

What we need is a method for separating all the arts, not just the data of a single art, and then we can start to mix and match all the arts, and still retain sense of what it is all about. Although this hasn’t been done in the martial arts before,it’s still just a software problem, right?

So now you know some of the problems you need to handle if you wish to download the martial arts into your mind. The secret of learning the martial arts at vast speeds is to stream data, and not lose any due to confusion. And now you know the theory behind Matrixing, and downloading the martial arts in fast and usable fashion directly into your brain.

Tags: Self Defence