One of Fat Al’s avid and biggest supporters sued her Manhattan cooperative for not spurring her plan in extending her 6000 square foot apartment to 12,000 square feet by getting the next door unit for her. Now the Madonna’s unit is almost thrice as big as my modest pad, and with a beauty and hair salon and a gym in it. Though she didn’t mention what she’s going to do with that size of pad, but I’m certain, its not going to be a library.

Well unless, she will store all her own masterpieces, with a coffee table or books in that big space.

She might need the space for special activities or things like Kaballah water and red strings, the things that a credible spiritualist can’t live without these days. Obviously, she won’t be wasting the big space with a wide big screen television as she doesn’t allow her kids watch TV as she believes that television retards the brain development. It can’t either be a corner for a Christmas tree since she and her husband stopped celebrating Christmas together. As a result, the Holiday has rather become imbued with much more meaning.

Maybe she just forgot that when you have half a billion dollars, Christmas is every day.

If she will give up shopping every day, I might start to believe that there was something inside that empty head.

By the way, the Trumpster has a penthouse for sale that shouldn’t need all those renovations. The price: $34 million. And I hear the security is excellent.

Speaking of which, no matter how big or tiny your house is, security is important.

So monitor your stuff in any way you can.

Tags: Home Security